One of the most fascinating stories of the summer we're following is the recruiting battle between Average Joe's Gym and Global Gym.

 

Just under a month ago, White Goodman and Peter La Fleur announced to the world that they'll be competing against each other in a charity dodgeball game with the proceeds going to the Stiller Foundation.

Ever since, Goodman has been recruiting athletes of every sport by chirping them in wonderful WWE-like promos.

Some athletes have responded to the chirps and the two we're going to focus on are Aaron Rodgers and The Rock.

Both were called out by Goodman and both responded in epic fashion.

 

As good as Rodgers' response was, Johnson's was even better, and it was NSFW due to some explicit language.

At the end of the day, the biggest point to take away from the responses is that Rodgers and The Rock are on the side of the Purple Cobras.
Serena Williams, on the other hand, is not.
(H/T: Ben Stiller)