Christian Fischer's hockey bag was mysteriously stolen and he tweeted how he was able to get it back

It’s the offseason, but wow do we ever have some great hockey content for you.

Arizona Coyotes forward Christian Fischer had himself a wild Wednesday and it had nothing to do with the first day of free agency in the NHL. Nah, instead he had to deal with his hockey bag getting stolen and lucky for all us fans, he documented the entire experience on Twitter.

Let’s do a review.

First, Fischer made the news public with a classic Super Trooper meme. A+ for the rocking start.

Then, he made sure to let the culprit know that he would find him with another meme, this one of Liam Neeson. Very intimidating.

Roughly four hours later… Christian found the bag!!!! He snapped a great shot of it in his living room and it got us thinking that HBO should make a new crime show called Detective Fischer in the near future. Well know, dude.

Okay… Maybe he doesn’t deserve all that much credit. The true hero was obviously his security camera.

Christian, if you ever want a job at BarDown… maybe hit us up? That was some elite content. Congrats on finding your gear!

(H/T Christian Fischer)