The beard or the moustache? THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!!
Okay, so you might be a little confused by that. But when you hear both words, and sprinkle the NFL into the mix, two names come to mind: Ryan Fitzpatrick and Gardner Minshew. One, of course, has the most luscious beard the NFL has ever seen, while the other has sported an epic moustache since entering the league in 2019. Fitz’s Dolphins are set to take on Gardner’s Jacksonville on Thursday night and decided to get the facial hair trash-talk going ahead of kickoff.
Well Ryan, maybe Gardner is patchy because he doesn’t have as many years under his belt as you? The dude is just 24 for crying out loud…. You’re 37! Imagine if Minshew didn’t shave the muzz until that age… one can only wonder.
Minshew already has the best lip sweater in the league and it’s not even close. This one is going to be a battle for the ages and we can’t wait to see which facial hair style prevails.
So… which one are you more into?
(H/T Josh Tolentino)