Not all heroes wear capes, and this dude who got swung around like a dog toy is about to prove just that.

Luke Bletscher, some absolutely fearless beauty, volunteered himself to play in pretty much the dumbest new game known to mankind but managed to turn basically nothing into something special. Bletscher allowed one of his buds to toss him around with a rope, but there was just one simple rule: he wasn’t allowed to touch a garbage can that was located smack in the centre of the action. If you’re drinking or eating anything you should probably stop, because there’s a good chance you’ll spit it out while watching this.

 

That’s some weird, weird parkour right there (if you even wanna call it that?).

The video already has 3.75 MILLION views and is still picking up steam on Twitter. Fans of Bletscher had all sorts of comments to make about ‘the new game’.

 

We don’t advise you to try any of this at home, kids.

(H/T Luke Bletscher)