Don’t look at these photos if you’re about to go to bed, you will not be able to sleep.
Have you ever wondered what would happen when you take the oldest face in the league (Jaromir Jagr) and morphed it together with the youngest face (Jagr’s teammate Johnny Gaudreau)? We took two players from each of the Canadian hockey teams and morphed their faces together.
The results are terrifying.
Starting from the East and moving to the West:
Montreal Canadiens: Carey Price and Max Pacioretty
Ottawa Senators: Erik Karlsson and Dion Phaneuf
Toronto Maple Leafs: Auston Matthews and William Nylander
Winnipeg Jets: Mark Scheifele and Patrick Laine
Edmonton Oilers: Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl
Calgary Flames: Jaromir Jagr and Johnny Gaudreau
Vancouver Canucks: Henrik Sedin and Daniel Sedin
Sweet dreams, hockey fans!