Listen, we’re not making the argument that any professional sports team should storm Area 51, but if any professional sports team were to storm Area 51, then it just makes sense that it should be the Vegas Golden Knights, right? It’s slim pickings in the Nevada pro sports scene.
The Golden Knights did not storm Area 51, nor did that many people after all — the raid reportedly only drew around 100 people — but the team did offer their thoughts about the possibility of aliens at the military base.
We appreciate the power of Brandon Pirri’s tinfoil hat.
Now, again, we’re not saying that the Golden Knights should storm Area 51, but just that if they took a page out of Gordon Bombay’s book and stormed Area 51 in a Flying V formation, they couldn’t stop all of the Golden Knights. Right?
